
Where is Esther when you need her? Learning French apparently, too busy to provide the only consistent outlet for lascivious flora that British television has ever had. I was insulted by this suggestive fruit (oh yes it is) a week or so ago, whilst harvesting my miracle tomato plants.
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First a confession, there are no grapes, at least not on my plot. There will be next year. Next year there will be grapes, melons, oranges and lemons, the whitest most tender asparagus shoots, pumpkins the size of houses and ambrosia will seep up through the soil, enough to feed the world and bring peace to all…
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