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Posted by SuperDave on March 5, 2007 9:44 PM | 

Jimmy%20Anderson.jpg Nothing lasts forever. Except perhaps time, but I'm no Stephen Hawking so I won't dwell on the longevity of time. But certainly the current status quo cannot last forever as The Colonel has so accurately pointed out. So does this mean that civilisation is doomed to crumble. That our reliance on dwindling supplies of oil will eventually lead to a collapse in the chain of supply and a starving population. Or will humanity, with its unique ability to consciously (epiphenomenalism not withstanding) modify the environment to its own benefit, come up with a solution to halt our seemingly inevitable decline.

Human civilisation currently exists in the finite space known as the Earth. There isn't much chance of this changing in the near future, we might get a monkey on Mars in twenty years or so but we are hardly conquering new frontiers in space travel. So the Earth is all we've got to work with for the moment. As with all closed systems the Earth has a finite, if variable, carrying capacity. The carrying capacity of an ecosystem is the maximum population that can be supported without a reduction in its capacity to support that population in the future. So, before we can make any predictions about our future prospects, we need to determine the carrying capacity of the Earth. I'm sorry this is sounding a bit like an essay but I'm trying to treat the Colonels queries seriously, I'm doing research and everything.

I'm not going to attempt to calculate the carrying capacity of the Earth myself, because I can't be bothered, but I will consider a few, well one, of the variables that would influence the calculation. Oh, and before I get into this I'd just like to say I don't hold with all this Save the Earth nonsense. The Earth will be just fine thank you very much, it's been around for about 4.5 billion years surviving asteroid hits, super volcanoes, global warming, global cooling, the Osmonds and Coldplay and several mass extinctions. The carbon dioxide fart of humanity would be a tiny blip in its history and make not one jot of difference to its survival, or the survival of its life for that matter. And anyway, without humanity to witness these catastrophes they cease to be catastrophic and become merely unwitnessed events, a bit like the X Factor would be if we lived in a properly civilised society (In memory of Giles Cobler and trees in woods). The extinction of humanity would cease to be a problem at the precise moment that the last conscious mind blinked out of existence. All I'm saying is I'll start giving them a fiver a month when they change their name to Save the Humans, a much more achievable (hopefully) and realistic aim.

So what is the one variable that is crucial to our survival? Well that's blindingly obvious - resources. If we haven't got anything to eat, drink, breathe, build with or plug in we won't get off square one, or indeed on square one to begin with. We'll have no dice to roll, we won't pass go and collect £200, we'll have no cheese/wedge/pie to put in one of the six holes and no questions to answer anyway, there will be no study in which to find the non existent lead pipe, no ladder to climb and no snakes to slide down, the game won't be over because it won't have started. See what I mean, obvious, resources.

There are two types of resource, and our capitilisation (such an appropriate word) of these two resource types is key to our success in the future. The clues are all there to see, a dead giveaway, but for some reason we just don't, won't or can't see what's right before our eyes.

Renewable Resources. These are the ones that are renewable, that means if they're properly managed they'll last, effectively, for ever. It's all there in the word renewable, these are the resources on which the carrying capacity of our ecosystem depends. The earth has been managing pretty well on renewable resources for quite some time now. Incredibly efficient recycling policies have evolved and the whole system has kept itself going and put us on the map, giving me the opportunity to bore you with this blog. Managing our renewables is the crucial element in the survival of humanity.

Non-Renewable Resources. These are the ones that are going to run out and fossil fuels are the biggies. Fossil fuels are the resources that have simultaneously propelled humanity to it's current state of development and into a bit of a pickle. The developed world no longer exists in a natural environment, instead we now exist in a technological world created on the back of a huge pile of free energy in the form of oil and coal and perhaps latterly, uranium. These are all going to run out sooner or later, even uranium, the supposed solution to our greenhouse gas reduction targets, is not in infinite supply.

To steal a little from an excellent essay by Kurt Vonnegut this huge pile of free energy is no more that huge pile of premium grade heroin and the developed nations of the world are a bunch of junkies riding a hundred year high. The supply is starting to run dry. And we all know what happens when a junkie can't afford his next hit. He gets desperate, he does a bit of shoplifting, maybe burgles a few houses, and as the desperation increases he mugs a few grannies. Blinded by his need for a fix he kills to get it. Does any of this sound familiar?

But enough of this now, back to vegetables, and maybe animal husbandry just for the colonel.



 

Comments (9)

The Colonel wrote...

Thank you SuperDave. I assume that the photograph accompanying your latest blog is a joke at my expense. Don’t worry though I have a good sense of humour and so do you. Quite a few people think that we are crackpots at first.

I enjoyed reading your work but think you need to consider a wider view than the “green brigades” argument.

You are correct that fossil fuels etc are finite but ultimately I believe man will either adapt or overcome their demise. In the short term however the shortage of such fuels could lead to an increase in local and global conflict. You only have to consider the current war for oil in Iraq to see that future. In this nuclear age it is these conflicts that really threaten our so called civilisation.

Our analysts suggest that whilst fossil fuels will start to disappear in the next forty or fifty years, the danger is more imminent due to human folly. Unsurprisingly, the most likely flashpoint is the Middle East. Obviously the martial zeal of the Zionists is well known. This coupled with the increasing militancy of the Islamists and the spread of nuclear capability makes a nuclear event in that regions almost inevitable. The consequences are obvious. If Israel used a nuclear strike against an Arab nation, then all would retailiate. Escalation would lead to large tracts of the Middle East being devastated and left uninhabitable for generations. What happens to the survivors? Do they go towards Sub-Saharan Africa, to lands of starvation and drought. No. Do they go East? How far could they go? If Iran is part of the devastation. Pakistan? And what if Pakistan becomes involved as surely it must to protect the Muslim brotherhood. India? Would India accept a huge Islamic migration. Not voluntarily. And so India too becomes a battleground. So where do the migrants go. Of course, they go to Europe. Can you imagine? The population of Egypt alone is over 70 million. Our analysts suggest that assuming, there is migration from the major centres such as Cairo as the crisis escalates that over 50 million will survive but as the fallout spreads, they will need a new land. And what will these people be. Malnutrition and squalor will produce disease and plague. And that plague will be marching towards Europe. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will truly have arrived.

Excuse me SuperDave we do not need to discuss these details here, I am becoming carried away again. Of more practical concerns are where you stand on animal husbandry. In particular should a small community of say 100 souls, concentrate on crop production solely. Or do you consider animal products essential to a balanced diet?. Think not only of the balance of the nutritional aspects but also in the short term of animals as vectors of disease.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Col.

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SuperDave replies.....

Thank you for your observations Colonel. I fear I may be stepping out of my remit somewhat with the direction my blog is currently taking but I will attempt a brief reply.

The unrest in the Middle east is, I believe, largely a response to the ongoing interference of the western nations, primarily the USA but also Europe, Japan and the former Soviet Union states. Basically they have something we want, oil. We are happy to sell them something we have, weapons, in order to fuel the unrest and keep their eyes off the ball. They're sitting on huge reserves of oil which we want to buy for as low a price as possible. It is in the interest of the west to keep the Middle East undemocratic. If we had to deal with a bunch of well informed democracies the price of a oil would be considerably greater than it is now and the West would suffer as a result. Much better to deal with a few privileged oligarchs than a nation of millions that might decide to take the oil under state control and use it to benefit themselves (Just look at the fuss Venezuela is causing, using their nations resources to benefit the poor and underprivileged, the US really doesn't like Hugo for that, democratic or not). Perhaps they'd tax it at the well rather than it getting all the way to a western petrol pump before a western nation imposes a tax to benefit its own populace. Taxed at the well oil would, could be more efficiently and respectfully harvested and we would pay a price for the resource that had at least some relation to it's relative abundance or scarcity. Perhaps we'd live in a less developed world but maybe it would be more peaceful.

Anyway, I haven't got the time to do the research this topic (Chomsky has something interesting to say about this lack of time) requires so I will leave it there for now except for this...

Are we, as sentient beings of free will in control of our planet and our civilisation, or is it in control of us. Do we have a choice in any of this, if so we appear to be making a lot of wrong decisions.


Posted by: The Colonel  | March 8, 2007 10:21 PM

Mogg wrote...

"Epiphenomenalism" - yeah let's all create a pointless clause in a sentence just to use a big word we have just learnt from the Readers Digest "improve your word power" section. What the fugging hell does any of this have to do with allotments??

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SuperDave replies...

You're absolutely right Mogg. This has little to do with allotments and I will be back on track very soon.

Epiphenominalism is the theory that our conscious thoughts are nothing more than a background hum to the physical events of the world. This a possible solution to the conflict between the idea of free will versus a universe that operates on the principle of causation. It has been witnessed in experiment that the signal for an action, taking a sup from ones pint say, will happen before the electrical activity resulting from (or causing?) the conscious thought. This would suggest that the action comes first and the conscious thought is a response to the action rather than the cause of it. This effect increases over the course of an evening. The logical implication of this idea is that we drink beer for exactly the same reasons that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because that is what the past events in the universe have led too. A scary thought, which makes me want to drink beer.

I'm not saying epiphenomenalism is correct, I just can't think of the reasons why it isn't.

Obviously the explanation takes up a lot more space than the word which is why we have these big words. I could say "the state of pleasure or being pleased coming from the result of witnessing an instance of poor quality experience happening to human beings not experiencing the afore mentioned state of pleasure" or I could say "pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others" or I could just say "schadenfreude". Do you see?

Now I know it might appear that I'm just being poncy and trying to impress with my big words, but the workings of the human mind genuinely interest me. I just thought I might inspire someone to think "Ooh, I wonder what he means" and delve a bit further.

Plus I thought it might wind Giles up and cause him to comment.

I do miss him so.

Posted by: Mogg  | March 9, 2007 10:04 AM

Louise wrote...

Hi SuperDave!
I kind of liked your latest entry but I was hoping for some help in knowing what to plant at the moment. Spring seems to be on the way!
Lx

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SuperDave replies..

Thank you, and I know! Normal service will be resumed this weekend. Just in time for the cold snap.

Posted by: Louise  | March 9, 2007 4:29 PM

Mogg wrote...

Yes Dave, I know what the word means I just thought it was a bit pointless in the context and that you were being a big shows-offy ponce. Although interestingly more conscious thought goes into slamming on your brakes when some fugger pulls out in front of you than when you are lazing in bed and "decide" to get up or get up to make a cup of tea when you are lounging in front of the tv. But does this have anything to do with parsnips. No...

Mogg

PS only god botherers believe in free will.

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SuperDave replies...

See! Interesting.

It's all about the interconnectedness of all things.

Posted by: Mogg  | March 16, 2007 12:40 AM

The Colonel wrote...

Thank you SuperDave. Your thesis is well rehearsed, more or less correct but slightly simplistic. I do not think we should waste valuable time discussing it here as ultimately the exact precursors to the breakdown will be academic when Alaric's Goths are marching over the Tiber and gathering outside our gates.

Please write more about your thoughts on agriculture. One thing you have not mentioned is if you subsist solely on produce from your plot. Do you have livestock? How much land do you think a community of 100 or so people would need to survive? This is important for defensive considerations. It is no secret incidentally that our research council has concluded that Wales will be the most suitable place for settlement although maybe not the most fertile for crops. What are your thoughts?

Maybe at some stage you would consider presenting your views to the council. I must reiterate that they underestimate the importance of post-breakdown subsistence so I am thinking that your input could be invaluable.

Yours

The Colonel

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SuperDave replies...

There was no rehearsal I'm afraid, I'm sure this must be obvious to my readers.

I don't subsist solely from my plot, not enough room for the grape and the grain I'm afraid. But I do produce a fair amount of food, certainly enough to provide a significant amount of my annual consumption. With more dedication and diligence I could certainly produce a lot more. Let's see how this next year goes.

Wales as a good location for your settlement? Well the Romans had a tough old time getting in here, but have you discussed this with the Welsh? They may wish to have a say in who settles where come the apocalypse. Maybe now would be a good time, they're in a very good mood after Saturdays fun and games.

I will do some research regarding the land required to keep a capita going just as soon as I have the time. And I will try to give your other issue more time in the future, Colonel, but for now BST is almost upon us and I must concentrate on getting the allotment up and running for the coming year.

I look forward to further comments, but please remember this is a blog, not a forum. It's all me, me, me!

Posted by: The Colonel  | March 16, 2007 10:14 PM

The Colonel wrote...

SuperDave,
I'm sorry if I exasperate you with my queries but I do believe that it is vital to start planning now. I think that come the breakdown, you might well be glad of our acquaintance. Wales has many advantages. The low population density for one. Remember the cities will be chaos. Within weeks the only edible food will be tinned and that will be finite. There will be no power, no phone system, only anarchy. Another important factor is that there will be no import or export systems. Britain does not produce enough food to sustain the current population. Imagine that population doubling with the fleeing masses of Arabia and you see the problem. That is why your experience could be so valuable and why I believe you could justify a position on the Inner Council of the Brotherhood for the Liberty and Defence of England (BLADE)with the intention that you take up the agriculutre portfolio in the Provisional Government of the New Albion.
Think on SuperDave, your destiny approaches.
I will be in touch.
The Colonel

Posted by: The Colonel  | March 25, 2007 2:39 PM

worcester wrote...

1833 words. But where oh, where is the next blog? yours, in anticipation,
Worcester

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SuperDave replies, tardily...

Worcester?

Posted by: worcester  | March 25, 2007 10:39 PM

Justin Timpson wrote...

Dear God, you get rid of your last tosser and another one springs up to take his place - just to keep you company I guess. What the hell is the Colonel on?

Then somebody like Mogg sounds like they are going to be all right before sounding like as big a w*nker as you.
Tossers, tossers, tossers

Posted by: Justin Timpson  | March 26, 2007 3:11 PM

Louise wrote...

Hey SuperDave!
How is everything? I was wondering if you had any more advice for my new allotment now that Easter is on it's way. Like you I have my very own old man in Penylan! He is lovely and given me lots of help and some free potatoes. One thing though. My favourite vegetable is asparagus. I know it takes a long time to grow but Stan said it is too difficult for a beginner. Boo Hoo! Is he right do you think? Is it worth trying this year?
Louisexx
PS Don't listen to all those people calling you names. I think you are great! I replied to your email as well. A bit late sorry but you ended up in my trash!!

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SuperDave replies

Hi Louise, sorry I've been absent for so long, but I'm back now and raring to go, perhaps raring is overstating the case but you know what I mean.

Everything is good, the sun is shining, the potatoes are chitting and the wine is flowing, at least for the long weekend.

RE: Asparagus. It does take a long time to grow, it's a couple of years before you're even able to harvest it, and it may be difficult (never grown it myself, maybe I'll start this year).

But I would never say it's too difficult for a beginner, if it's what you want to grow you should go for it, and with such a long time before you get a harvest then the sooner you start the better.

The worst that can happen if your first attempt fails is that you'll have gained experience which will put you in good stead for the next attempt.

The big problem will be in getting hold of some crowns in time for this year. The crowns need to go in the ground for late March / early April.

Check the link below for good advice to get you started and a possible supplier...

http://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/todo_now/faqs.php?id=153
http://www.marshalls-seeds.co.uk/?PAGEID=20670&STK_PROD_CODE=1080-6061&CTL_CAT_CODE=M11013

Posted by: Louise  | April 4, 2007 11:49 AM

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