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February 14, 2008
The prison hasn't been built that can hold me...
I'll get out of this one even if it means spending my entire life here.
Yes, I was kidnapped. Desperate needs require desperate means, and those that kidnapped me were desperate. They had to be, they kidnapped me.
"We're desperate" they said, or more accurately, squeaked.
"I can tell" I replied, as they pushed another skinny chip through the mesh of my enclosure.
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